There’s only one place to watch Chelsea win - or to watch any game for that matter! - and the Evening Standard knows it!
Couldn’t have had a nicer crowd in on Wednesday with plenty of cheers, beers and an electric atmosphere.
So where do you reckon you’ll be watching the Lions and Ashes this summer? There’s only one answer!
…in spirit of our GERMAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL! We’re going all-Deutsch for Bayern V Dortmund on the 25th, with Bratwurst on the menu and Erdinger a-plenty. Get those reservations in now, it’s going to be MASSIVEN.
So start liking this post on our facebook page and we’ll get our glamourous assistant Ben into this saucy little number 
*real thing may contain less breast
YES, PLEASE!
…or they might do a little bit when the football’s all over. BUT THERE IS STILL TIME, COMRADES! May is the month and there’s all to play for: Who’s getting the Champions League places? The mighty Chelsea of course, but which unmentionable North London team will get the all important 4th place? Also the weekend could be the last battle cry for smaller clubs, Wigan, Sunderland, Southampton and Villa are all playing this weekend, none of whom are safe. Who will it be? Watch it all at The Sporting Page!
Book you, the lads&ladies a winning table so you don’t miss a goal!
COULD IT BE THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER?! Well, we’re not having any of it Mr. Weather man. Before dusk approaches grab yourself a bev, get your sundancing shoes on and pray for another sunny day. All Chelsea residents against a dreary summer, UNITE!
Gosh, golly and ghee bloody wizz, this footie is a bit exciting, isn’t it?! Better get those tables reserved sharpish, we’ve been rammed for the semi finals so we can safely assume Dortmund v B. Munich on the 25th is going to be a biggie! Give us a bell or pop in to snatch a seat for you and the gang - before someone else does!
Do you fancy seeing more balls than you can shake a wicket at and loads of scrummy blokes tackling eachother? WE DO, TOO!
Whether you’re from a land down under or flying the Union Jack, don’t hesitate to dust off those jerseys, slap on the war paint and book you, the lads&gals a prime table in front of the big screen.
And don’t you worry – we’ll be cracking those front doors open early for the matches so you won’t have to miss a minute.
IT’S GOING TO BE A MASSIVE SPORTING SUMMER, KIDS!
DING DONG! It’s Channel 4 Calling! And a little birdy told them that the punters at The Page were some of the sexiest singles in London. So if you’re looking for love, look no further – CH4 is playing cupid on it’s fab new series ‘Date Night’! You can thank us later for hooking you up x
Our wardrobe is getting skimpier by the minute and bikini season is well on it’s way. And, well, to be frank – YOU LOOK GREAT! Let’s keep it that way with SAINT, our luscious new low sugar, low carb lager – making it easy to be naughty AND nice! Why not grab a bottle and sit down with one of Arjan’s fab new salads? Summer diet = SORTED x
Hallelujiah! The sun has got his act together and decided to give us some of those elusive rays, so our Chef Arjy is seizing some of those scrumptious spring ingredients and has put together some fresh new dishes for you lovely people to tuck into! We’ve two new salads, a sandwich to die for, a gorgeous pie and a weekend brunch menu to cure all hangovers! Make sure you swing by this week to start sampling our super new spring menu!
But wait…there’s more! We haven’t forgot the little’uns in our food revamp! Our brand spanking new Kid’s menu is perfect for tiddlywinks all shapes and sizes, and with dishes so scrummy you might even get a bit of piece and quiet for a mouthful or two..!
Check out what’s cooking in the ‘our nibbles’ section x